Days Like These

Miley speaks for us all. 

(Source: bricesander, via thefourthandfrattiest)

I want to make you breakfast.

Well, I was going to try to watch Blades of Glory but I’m pretty tired so I guess that’s not happening.

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(via somanynames22)

castiel-je-taime:

da-munkk:

i-am-momo-senpai-and-i:

tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA

I like this kid

he dies

(via luckstoblame)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via s0mething-y0u-miss)

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

(via awsheeshyall)